snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

jaclcfrost:

u know when ur fav character does something that should be really badass and actually is really badass

but all u can do is look at them and just shake ur head like

ā€œwhat a nerdā€

causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

(Source: causally-archive)

whoredinarygirl:

Iā€™m always tired after school, as if I actually did stuff

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(Source: hotsingledads)

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(Source: captainnswan)

Henry

  • Past Henry: Hi, I'm Henry Mills.
  • Present Henry: I'm Henry Swan, it's nice to meet you.
  • Future Henry: My name is Henry Mills-Swan-Hood-Jones.